Continuing the Overheard series…
“Alright, it’s time to go.” Says the stereotypical redneck looking father to his four year old son.
Leaving the playground is always an issue with the little ones, and crying usually accompanies the very simple statement.
“Noooo Daddy. I don’t want to leave!” Tears follow the retort in full force.
“Seriously, it’s time to leave.” The dad is starting to fume.
We have reached the apex.
Dad has now reached angry status:
“Well fuck you then!”
And with that, the child is assisted with his exit from the playground.